The birds do it, the bees do it, humans complicate it…

Good Morning peeps. Its amazing how many things you see when you just sit and be quiet.

Warning.

This is my first x rated story, be forewarned, I called it, ‘the birds do it, the bees do it, humans complicate it’

Two days ago i was sitting on my porch, just looking. There is a tree in front of the house. I was looking in that direction when two birds landed, flipping from branch to branch and right before my eyes and without a care in the world they did it, 5 or 6 seconds, wham bamm, then they flew away.

In different directions.

What was interesting is that the female started flying before they had seperated. I was thinking:

‘Maybe she didnt like it and didnt want to waste anymore of her time with the dude.’

Well it didnt take long for these two gnats to appear on the side of the house, stuck together. They stayed there for a good 10 minutes. I didnt have to guess what they were doing, but why was it taking so long.

Were they enjoying the act or had she found a way way to keep him attached?

They actually flew off together intact.

Horny chick, in broad daylight for anyone to see.

Then there are the wasps. Last summer i was tired of these wasps living under the porch so i blocked their way in. It was intesting how they just sat on the ground and died. It was sad but i had to end the annual visits.

As i sat on my porch i noticed wasps approaching an area on the lawn not to far from the the old entrance. They disappeared in the grass. I went to investigate and sure enough they had dug a hole under the patio stones. They are amazing.

I had never seen wasps do it but i heard there is a queen and she does it with a whole bunch of males.

She does it in privacy under the porch away from gawking eyes and with god knows how many partners.

All of which got me thinking about humans and how different we are.

I think.

Maybe i should have called it, ‘its a woman’s world’, it would not have been rated.

As always,

Dont forget to greet a total stranger today.

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